BABY ITEMS, BETTING SITE SURPRISE!

Well pulled off one, folks! It seems like the wagering world has taken a turn for the strange. A brand new site dedicated to kids' stuff is now offering odds on things like who will win the best nap or what color pencils little Timmy will choose. It's insane, right? Adults are losing their minds over it, and kids are, well, kids. Totally oblivious!